Immortal Drying Fail

Modern Laundry × A xianxia cold noodle comedy
[Style]
A cold, cinematic comedy with a realistic cinematic texture, presenting elegant xianxia imagery and the absurd collision of ordinary laundromat through refined commercial cinematic visuals.
The overall performance is restrained, with humor achieved through spatial relationships, stepping up props, and the final cold noodle finisher.
Outdoors, natural light is used on cold rainy days, while indoors, warm tungsten wire lighting is used.
Rainwater, steam, silk, hair, and spray water flow must have real physical effects.
The first half maintains the composure and ritual of xianxia characters, while the second half uses real-world facilities to counter immortal magic for a twist.
[Duration]
Strictly 10 seconds
[Size]
16:9 landscape mode, 24fps
[Lens Structure]
Three clean and clear shots
1. Character locking
Character A | Sword Immortal Sister

Use @图片 1 as a strict identity and clothing reference.
The same 25–30 years old East Asian woman.
An oval face, fair natural skin, sharp dark eyes, long straight black hair, and a tall, slender figure.
Wearing jade hairpins, white embroidered silk Hanfu, semi-transparent layered wide sleeves, silver waist ornaments, and white cloth boots.
The entire film strictly maintains the same face, hairstyle, body proportions, and the same outfit and accessories.
He has a cool, confident, and restrained temperament, always striving to maintain the demeanor of a master in xianxia.
Character B | Bicycle Sister

Use @图片 2 as a strict reference.
The same 25–30 years old East Asian woman.
A round and expressive face, with a short brown ponytail.
Wear a yellow windbreaker, blue jeans, and white sneakers.
The entire film strictly maintains the same face, hairstyle, body proportions, and outfit.
Her temperament is natural, pragmatic, and calm, with a subtle finishing touch at the end.
2. Scene setting

[Scene]
A modern community self-service laundromat in a heavy rainstorm.
The screen clearly shows:
The silver washing machine and dryer are neatly arranged

Plastic laundry basket
Laundry detergent bottle
Top fluorescent lights
Wet footprints on the ground
Glass doors covered in rain marks
Top fire sprinkler system
A red high-temperature sensor
The spatial relationships must be clearly defined:

Sword Immortal Sister walked in from outside the glass door
Bike Sister stood in front of a row of dryers
The high-temperature sensor and fire sprinkler on top are located above Sword Immortal Sister
The camera clearly shows the correspondence between her spellcasting position and the spray trigger
3. Storyboard design
[Lens 1 | 0–3s]
Panoramic shots are established

A modern community self-service laundromat in the pouring rain, silver washing machines and dryers neatly arranged, plastic laundry baskets, detergent bottles, ceiling fluorescent lights, wet footprints on the floor, and glass doors stained with rain are clearly visible.
The same Sword Immortal sister walked into the shop from shoe to toe. She had just been soaked by heavy rain, her wet hair clinging to her face and shoulders, silk wide sleeves and layered fabric naturally clinging to her body, and her cloth boots were visibly soaked.
The same biker was putting clothes into the dryer, raising her hand to signal that she could use the store's equipment.
The camera slowly and steadily approaches, clearly establishing the store space, character positions, and the location of the fire protection device on top.
[Sound]
Outside the window, the sound of rain continued
The dryer hums softly

There is slight ambient noise inside the store

[Main Action in This Shot]
After getting wet, Sister Jian walked into the laundry shop, and Bike Sister gestured for her to use the dryer.

[Lens 2|3–7s]

In the middle setting, slowly circle horizontally

The same Sword Immortal Sister, dressed in a white embroidered silk Hanfu, raised two fingers and gently twisted her wrist.
A controlled ring of golden, warm sword energy swirled around her body, gradually drying her clothes and long hair from bottom to top.
The damp strands of hair are lifted strand by strand, while the hem, sleeves, waistband, and shoulder silk gradually return to a dry and light state.
She looked at the same cycling sister with a hint of pride and said:

"Immortal magic, save six yuan."

The same cyclist noticed the red high-temperature sensor above her head flashing, but didn't warn her, just watched silently.
The camera slowly moves horizontally, capturing both the sword aura drying process and the overhead high-temperature sensor in the frame, serving as a clear foreshadowing for the next twist.

[Sound]

Warm spell wind

The gentle friction of silk fabric

A clear but not harsh warning sound

The machine in the store kept humming continuously

[Main Action in This Shot]
Sword Immortal Sister used her immortal magic to dry herself and proudly announced that she had saved on drying fees.

[Shot 3 | 7–10s]
Close-ups gradually narrow to duo shots, ending with an extremely close-up shot
The fire sprinkler at the top suddenly sprayed water fiercely right at the same Sword Immortal sister.
Her freshly dried long hair instantly stuck back to her face and neck, and every layer of white silk Hanfu was thoroughly drenched once again.
The grand xianxia music abruptly stopped.
At the same time, the dryer next to the same cyclist girl sounded a completion prompt.
She casually took out a warm towel, walked over, and placed it over Sword Immortal Sister's dripping head, expressionlessly saying:
"Congratulations, you saved twelve yuan."
Then it switches to a very close-up:
The same Sword Immortal sister's eyelashes were damp, her lips trembling slightly, trying to maintain dignity but clearly losing her defenses.
She silently glared sideways, the scene frozen in that instant.
[Sound]

The sudden spray of a strong rush of water

The xianxia music stopped instantly

Dryer completion prompt

The faint sound of cloth covering the towel over his head

Bike Sister's calm and clear Mandarin lines
[Main Action in This Shot]
The spray re-poured the Sword Immortal Sister over again, and the Bike Sister finished the cold noodle finish.

4. Lock the sequence of actions
The last 3 seconds are strictly followed in the following order:
High-temperature sensor trigger
The top fire sprinkler is activated
Sword Immortal Sister was soaked through again
The xianxia music stopped immediately

The dryer on the bike sister gave a completion prompt

Bike Sister took out a warm towel and placed it over Jianxian Sister's head
Bike Sister delivers the finishing line

Close-up, Sword Immortal Sister silently glares sideways

The film ends