Qing Court Talk Show Chaos

Full Prompt

A 10-second Chinese Spring Festival Gala-style stage performance: 'Zhen Huan & Hua Fei Talk Show'. 0–2 seconds: A medium two-shot. The stage is set as a 'living room sketch', but surrounded by the grand Spring Festival Gala red and gold LED main screen. Zhen Huan (left) and Hua Fei (right) sit side by side on a modern talk show sofa. Key historical accuracy requirements: Both wear gorgeous, clearly distinct Qing Dynasty Manchu court costumes (qizhuang), with stand-up collars and intricate embroidery; their hairstyles are authentically restored 'dà lā chì' or 'diǎn zi tóu', adorned with tassels. Hua Fei appears casual, holding a pickled cucumber (sour cucumber) and eating it, with long gold nail guards (zhǐ tào) on her fingers. 2–4 seconds: The shot switches to an over-the-shoulder (OTS) angle on Hua Fei. Hua Fei rolls her eyes exaggeratedly (classic 'white eye' expression). While holding the pickled cucumber, she points and gestures with her long-nail-guarded fingers, speaking arrogantly (lip-synced): 'This year, my KPI is again to defeat these little vixens. What does the old emperor know about aesthetics?' 4–6 seconds: Quick cut to an OTS shot of Zhen Huan. Contrast detail: Zhen Huan wears a modern white Bluetooth earbud on one ear (a strong contrast with ancient pearls and jade), and swipes a slim tablet in her hand. She responds calmly and professionally (lip-synced): 'Sister, don't be angry. This is called workplace involution. I want to quit and start livestreaming sales of