Ultimate Sword Skill Chops Scallions

[Style] A pure ancient-style xianxia cold comedy with a cinematic sense of realism, exquisite commercial cinematic visuals, and a fast-paced short video narrative, but overall performance is restrained and not exaggerated. The first half creates a solemn xianxia atmosphere of "profound swordsmanship," while the second half reveals the results to create a cold, twisted comedy. Drawing on classic physical comedy staging techniques, the humor relies on clear spatial relationships, foreshadowing, character reactions, and a calm finishing line at the end. The entire film strictly maintains the context of ancient China, avoiding any modern objects, clothing, architecture, language, or sound effects. Each shot preserves only one clear main action, without stacking complex behaviors.

[Duration] 10 seconds, three-shot structure, 2 people on camera, 16:9 landscape mode.

[Scene] Quiet morning in the kitchen courtyard behind the mountain gate. Bamboo shadows fall on the gray stone floor, and the scene retains only a clay stove, a wooden counter, a steaming iron pot, a bundle of fresh green onions, hanging dried herbs, and neatly stacked firewood. All shots consistently maintain the same courtyard, clay stove, counter, iron pot, and bundle of green onions, with stable and clear spatial orientation.

[Characters]
Character A: Sword Immortal Sister @图片1. East Asian women aged 25–30, oval face, fair natural skin, dark almond eyes, long black hair half-tied up with a jade hairpin; Tall and slender. Face, hairstyle, makeup, body proportions, full outfit, shoes, accessories, and clothing colors must strictly match the reference images. Wear a white embroidered silk Hanfu, layered wide sleeves, light-colored waistband, silver waist ornaments, and white cloth boots. Her temperament is cool, confident, and restrained, with a hint of pretentious composure and profundity.
Character B: Junior Sister @图片2. East Asian women aged 20–25, with a round, lively face, braided black hair, and petite figure. Face, hairstyle, body proportions, clothing, shoes, and accessories must strictly match the reference images. Wear a teal linen hanfu, dark cloth belt, plain headband, and black cloth shoes. She is sincere and admires her senior sister, but expresses calmness and naturalness, with a cool, comedic touch at the end.

[Lens 1] 0–3s, panoramic shot, stable and slow track push.
In the quiet kitchen courtyard behind the mountain gate in the morning, bamboo shadows fall on the gray stone floor. Only the clay stove, wooden table, hot iron pot, green onions, dried herbs, and firewood remain in the painting.
The same Sword Immortal Sister @图片1 stood fully from her shoes to her head on a slightly elevated stone platform, hands behind her back, chin slightly raised, posture calm.
The same silver flying sword gracefully traced a full arc around her, leaving only restrained pale blue sword light shadows.
The same junior sister @图片2 stood beside the desk, looking up sincerely and admiringly.
Accompanied by a solemn guqin, distant birdsong, and a faint hum of sword energy.
This shot shows only one main action: a flying sword winding through a full arc.

[Lens 2] 3–6s, 50mm medium scene dialogue shot.
The same junior sister @图片2 looked up and asked, her Mandarin mouth movements accurate and natural, as she replied:
"Senior sister, what kind of sword technique is this?"
The same Sword Immortal Sister @图片1 raised two fingers and calmly replied:
"Ten thousand swords return to the sect."
As soon as he finished speaking, the same silver flying sword suddenly accelerated toward the same wooden desk.
Only layered sword light and trailing shadows are allowed to express sword intent bursts; no duplicates of multiple physical flying swords are allowed; only the same flying sword is always allowed.
The background always maintains the same courtyard, the same counter, the same iron pot, and the same bundle of green onions.
This shot shows only one main action: the flying sword suddenly accelerates toward the table.
[Shot 3] 6–10s, close-ups revealed, followed by extreme close-ups, clean and hard cuts.
The same flying sword quickly and precisely cuts the same bundle of green onions into evenly sized rings, all neatly placed into the same steaming iron pot. The physical effects of flying swords, scallions, steam, and sword light trails must be realistic and natural.
The grand xianxia music stopped instantly.
The same junior sister, @图片2, looked down at the pot, expressionless, and calmly finished off:
"Enough scallions, but the dough isn't done yet."
Then I forced myself to a close-up of the same Sword Immortal sister @图片1. She still tried hard to maintain her refined demeanor, but one eyebrow twitched slightly, and the once smug smile slowly faded, replaced by a brief and awkward quiet pause.
Finally, it ends with a crisp wooden fish strike.
[Performance Requirements] The first half must truly convey the solemnity of a master performing superior sword techniques; the Sword Immortal Sister must not show any comical side too early. The twist and humor comes from "Ten Thousand Swords Return to the Sect," but in the end, it's just chopping scallions. The junior's finishing blow must be natural, calm, and restrained, creating a cold, comedic effect. Sword Immortal Sister's awkwardness is handled by micro-expressions, focusing on her slightly twitching eyebrows and the fading smile at the corners of her mouth—avoid exaggerating or making her expression too large.
[Technical Requirements] Seedance 2.0 prioritizes optimized reference image consistency, dual-role stability, spatial continuity, Mandarin lip-sync synchronization, and clear movement execution. The entire film is in 16:9 landscape mode, with a strict total length of 10 seconds, realistic and live-action with cinematic natural morning lighting, no subtitles generated, and clean hard cuts. Character facial stability is required, costumes are consistent throughout, movement relationships are clearly defined, and teleportation, background drift, and prop disappearance are prohibited.
[Sound Effects] The solemn guqin, distant birdsong, faint hum of sword energy, the crisp sound of scallions being sliced by flying swords, the soft crunch of scallions falling into the pot, the faint steam of iron pots, the last half second of awkward and quiet pause, and finally wrapped up with a crisp wooden fish strike.
[Negative words] blurry, bad quality, low quality, low resolution, noisy, jpeg artifacts, watermark, text, subtitles, caption, error; deformed, mutated, bad anatomy, poorly drawn hands, bad composition, out of frame, disfigured; inconsistent character, changing clothes, changing hairstyle, face morphing, unstable face, background shift, glitching cuts, disappearing props; duplicated sword, extra swords, multiple entity flying sword, broken spatial continuity, wrong lip sync, modern objects, modern clothes, modern architecture, modern sound effects